The Muddy Puddle Teacher

Top 10 Class Christmas Jokes

Top 10 Class Christmas Jokes

The Muddy Puddle Teacher is an approach that follows the three Muddy M’s:

Mother Nature

Mental Strength 

More Kids Moving

Nothing more helps our mental health than to have a good old laugh with some Christmas Jokes. 

Here are our Top 10 Class Christmas Jokes this year!

How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?

You Nurse them back to Elf. 


What is a Christmas tree’s favourite candy?



What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.


Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?

He’s cool.


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.


What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you! 


What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause.


Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.


What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?


What music do Santa’s elves like best?

Wrap music!


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